This is the home to the ever so disturbed colour drunk, with the charm of an over heated bowl of porridge and the english vocabulary of a new born don't expect too much.

What you can expect is a negative take on pretty much everything, laziness, the odd portfolio update and a site full of false promises. So if that hasn't put you off so far feel free to scroll down and check out the rest of this single page site.

I refuse to describe my self in third person down to the fact that i already feel like a douche bag writing an about section as it is.

I enjoy the small things in life long walks in the hills on foggy nights, motorway rest rooms and local car parks and my favourite colour is Belton 164 telemagenta.

I occupied a university for 2 years 6 months until vacating the property 6 months before the contracted time, due to "creative differences" other wise known as a stupid course with even worse lecturers.

If i had a soul and therefore a passion it would most likely be 2d characters modelled on european street art, drinking large quantities for energy drinks and trying to learn and develop Ruby on Rails applications.

If you really are desperate feel free to contact me at iwok AT colourdrunk.co.uk.